Friday, March 7, 2008
1+: this blog is cool, please.
6:41:00 PM
Again, I've survived another freaky friday! I feel so proud so now, hehe.
[note: survive is defined as never fall asleep, NOT pay full attention.]
The best thing to do when u have to attend lectures for 5 consecutive hours?
Do stuff that will u keep awake, and so firstly we shall eliminate listening to lectures.
1. Take photo of ur lecturer who has a super big and attractive ass gluteus maximus, and mms to the rest in lecture hall, just in case they never notice this wonderful discovery. Good thing is meant to be shared u know! Bak kata pepatah Sharing is caring.
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See! I'm not exaggerating! Cannot blame me for not paying attention! and Yes it's a guy, hehe.
2. In order to polish ur own mother tongue, which u probably seldom use it in aus (in my case is chinese), write down all the chinese surnames that u can remember! There are more than hundreds surnames right? Take ur time! It's like 5 freaking hours!
Satisfying outcome: 69 different Chinese surnames! Do I miss out anyone? =p
Yes boredom can really drive people crazy.
3. If u are stuck, ask friends next to u. They are willing to help u, for sure.
Special credit to Miss Kok the luckystar (haha sound like coco plus honey star) from Ipoh, and Mr. U the Kin Fong from Macau.
So u don't have to worry coz u're not the one who've gone crazy.
4. If u still feel sleepy, don panic! Stand up, leave the hall and run to cafe to get red bull the energy drink! It really helps ey!
5. Started planning ur weekend. Shopping spreeeeeeeee!
And then u shall come back from lectures alive! and enjoy the weekend to the max!
Anyway this is a little ridiculous yet funny stuff that happened last week.
Order pizza last week from Dominos, via phone call. The guy has terrible hell aussie accent that I could hardly understand him. He asked for my name, so I bet I'm 101% sure he'll not freaking understand my "yijia" so I said TEO instead.
Then he was like, "What, I cannot hear u." So I spoke slower as "Tee-ohh, T-E-O, teo".
and guess what?
Look at this receipt! so this is how angmoh interpret "Teo", omg so za dao can!
And he was so blur lor, I ordered 3 pizzas, and the delivery guy only sent 2 to my house, but then the delivery guy is so darn hell handsome so when he said he can deliver again the 3rd pizza, I forgive him like immediately. Oh I even forgot to get angry.
[note: the operator guy and the delivery guy is not the same person!]
Ohya before I forgot, in case u are really that blur, our blog add is indulge-every-yearning, NOT indulge-very-earning, NOR indulge-every-earning okay! We yearn for something and we indulge in it, so that's the aura of indulge. Hmm I suppose this is how I interpret it.
| 3/4/2008 |
| 11:56:35 PM |
| 1+ |
| +(F)emo-ist(F)+ |
| it's all sarah's fault |
| 3/4/2008 |
| 11:56:50 PM |
| 1+ |
| +(F)emo-ist(F)+ |
| she came out with such speciaaaaaaaal web add |
| 3/4/2008 |
| 11:57:44 PM |
| +(F)emo-ist(F)+ |
| 1+ |
| if indulge every earning ho, like must spend all the money.. special oso |
| 3/4/2008 |
| 11:58:15 PM |
| +(F)emo-ist(F)+ |
| 1+ |
| indulge very earning ho, like sit there goyang kaki indulge oso can earn money. oso special |
| 3/4/2008 |
| 11:58:25 PM |
| +(F)emo-ist(F)+ |
| 1+ |
| so cool rite, got different meanings! |
but then Hsiu Li is right too, our blog is cool okay! muahaha.
Labels: 1+, hilarioussie, uni life
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