1+：u're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still loves us
8:46:00 PM
1+ said (11:54 AM): i had the weirdest dream on earth but it's so real
1+ said (5:37 PM): *about the dream *if it's prediction for future *u'll kill me
1+ said (5:39 PM): *oh *u are married and have kids d *i go visit u
aiting said (5:42 PM): *omg *i dc =.= *hahahahaha
aiting said (5:43 PM): *at this age la?
1+ said (5:43 PM): *i dunno wor *u... i'm not sure *blur image *i only remember ur husband very ugly *and ur house is horrible
1+ said (5:44 PM): *like rumah papan with simen floor, and u don even have a door *use tilam cloth to cover the entry/exit only
aiting said (5:44 PM): *hahhahahahahahaha *T.T *kenapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1+ said (5:44 PM): * i dunnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *hahahahaha *then i went to visit u *awwwwww *so surprised to see ur house
1+ said (5:45 PM): *then u were watching a ghost movie *remember gothika? *u were watching that, then u asked me to join u
aiting said (5:45 PM): *haha *we watched tht together isnt it
1+ said (5:45 PM): *then i felt very uneasy bcoz no door, outside got a weird ah pek kept peeping into the house 1+ said (5:46 PM): *the wind blew the tilam cloth then i saw him looking at us *omg *it's at night btw *hahahaha *and the funny part is when i ask u y u watch this movie *ur ans is ULTRA funny
aiting said (5:48 PM): *hahahahha *YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *why?
1+ said (5:48 PM): *coz... *gothika sounds like atika u said *=.=
aiting said (5:48 PM): *so scary
1+ said (5:48 PM): *atika is a malay fren of mine in perth
aiting said (5:48 PM): *HAAHAHAHA aiting said (5:49 PM): *what is atika?
1+ said (5:49 PM): *1+ said (5:48 PM): *atika is a malay fren of mine in perth
aiting said (5:49 PM): *HAMILAN *hahahahahhahahahah *you better slp less i think aiting said (5:50 PM): *bodoh dream
1+ said (5:50 PM): *btw ur husband is ugly *i don remember his face *but he's very thin *wear singlet *like chaotung style *but he's ugly one... like ah pek....
aiting said (5:51 PM): *ahahahahha T.T
1+ said (5:51 PM): *hahaha *i don remember
aiting said (5:51 PM): *very long and detailed dream though *lol
1+ said (5:51 PM): *i just remember feeling... *very sad for u
aiting said (5:51 PM): *omg T.T *pls pls
1+ said (5:51 PM): *then i was like... what happened ar to my best friend, y she chose this guy? *but i didnt tell u
aiting said (5:52 PM): *it cant be predictive *no way *im gonna kill you for real *if it is
1+ said (5:52 PM): *hahaha *since i tell u already
aiting said (5:52 PM): *no no *it wont *pls dont *no no *now im scared *shit you
1+ said (5:52 PM): *it wont come true? *if i'm evil enough, i should keep this secret with me *until 10years later *hahahaha
hallo people I'm now in Canberra! Shuey's room to be precise but she's not here with us =(
she leaves her whole studio room for 3 of us and stays at her friend's place to study for finals. I feel so touched T__T sacrifices the warm cosy room for us when she needs it the most T__T shuey didn't I tell u how much I love u? =3
today's indeed a tiring day as the journey started with a 2am flight last night. VERY ungodly hours for traveling. I was sandwiched between the two ladies who slept soundly despite the very shaky and unstable flight AND the loud chit chat between the air stewardess (>.<). When thet plane touched down, they automatically woke up and gave me a satisfying smile "ahhh I've never had such deep sleep before!" babi la them.
reached adelaide at 6am =.= then we were stranded at the airport for 7hours before our next transit flight. We bought our breakfast and sat at the same cafe same chair until 12pm where my butt almost cracked ok i'm just kidding. Then another 1.5hours flight with loads of crying babies involved, ta-da! here we are!
canberra looks a bit gloomy to me. Almost every building came into sight is grey in colours. and brown. The fact that there's vapour coming out of my mouth everytime I speak or exhale deeply, amazes and excites me. Err not that we don't have it back in perth, but it usually only happens in morning, WHICH apparently has nothing to do with me coz i'll NEVER wake up early before 10 if not necessary hahahaha.
Yeam came to pick us up too! Everyone is busy preparing for exams but they still came to welcome us and help us to settle down T__T Why do I deserve such good friends? I bought them roc handmade candy, and then I saw there's one bottle of the same candy in shuey's room, covered with dust. WRONG CHOICE OF SOUVENIR, totally. Shuey u must eat okay! the cheeky monkey chai candy hahahaha.
suddenly I miss my own bed @.@ but i love this studio room a lot! so warm and cosy yet spacious! and now I'm hungry, so I shall go grab some bread (sarah's fav) and eat while watching hk series shuey have! hoho shuey u're the best!
okay i shall end this aburptly coz it sounds cool.. and random. haha wtf.
Apparently there has been virus/spam/phishing/whateveritis circulating in window live messenger every now and then, you'll realise some friends you don't even chat with for a million years, will come and say "HI LOOK AT THIS PHOTO LOL" with a website link attached.
It isn't something big until our beloved owner of this blog, Miss Sarah T got infected by the same thing, where she's promoting some diet pills, TWICE hohoho
warning: broken english and vulgar language ahead! =X
4/14/2009
ai ting: Did you see the Acai Berry pills on Oprah the other day. I found a good source for 5 dollars. They really do work because I lost 6 pounds in a week. Try it too http://bothchit.com
1+: oh u really kena virus hahahaha
5/18/2009
ai ting: This is like a dream come true for me and my Becky. We both are living proof that Acai pills work to lose weight quick, we both lost over 30 pounds and still losing, no diet or excercise they just burn the fat off. Get them now for only five dollars at http://muchaway.com
1+: don tell me u kena virus again haha
ai ting: yes ccb everyone cm tell me haha
1+: hahahaha acai pills or u really eat them?
ai ting: hahhaa no laaaaaaaaa
1+: 5 dollars only wor hahahaha
ai ting: hahahahaha u go take it la
1+: haha nooo i don need it next time got breast enhancement one maybe i'll click
ai ting: hahahahhahahaa bagus i shld go gym i had 3 pieces of choc cake jz now *screams
1+: it wont help i mean gym take acai pills, better
ai ting: hahahahhaahhaa! cb u
1+ says (8:28 PM): *last time it's acai berry
1+ says (8:28 PM): *hahahaha * no wonder i have this berry word in my mind *apparently u got acai berry from oprah and try them with your best friend, becky
ai ting says (8:29 PM): *hahahhahhaah *CBBBBBBBBBBBB
1+ says (8:29 PM): *hahaha
ai ting says (8:31 PM): *the website name lagi stupid *bothchit
Acai pills promotion by Miss Tan once a month, how diligent she is! Hence, the conclusion of the day is,
there's NO acai raspberry okay Miss Tan. and yea my best friend is really beh-ki (cannot be count on), which is u! hahaha
warning: 18sx ahead! sif anyone will listen to me lalala.
this is what I learn today in Primary Care lecture.
notice the part that I've circled.
when the rest of the students in the hall and I were amazed with how creative people can be in order to prevent being a dad/mom after having a passionate night (or it can be morning or anytime haha), my lecturer assures us people really TRIED those myths before!
squirting coke into.. vagina.. wtf FAIL Jumping up and down after sex DOUBLE FAIL Use cling wrap to replace condomWHYYYYYYY NOW HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE USING CLING WRAP ON LEFTOVER FOOD WTF
my lectures are not usually this interesting, trust me.
oh btw, as promised.
tadaaaaaaa!!! the person in the middle is revealed! she's yong yi ling, my best friend when i was in standard 4?
haha so who's next? right or left? what do u think, Miss Sarah?
uber overdue post, the author is definitely slimmerprettierhotter than what you see in the photos in this post, I swear xD
I've been watching movies in cinema a lot recently, well 3 movies in less than 2 months time may not seem to be "a lot", but if the price of movie ticket costs $14 in average (which is about rm35), u'l definitely agree this is not what a poor student like me is supposed to do, just for fun.
but anyway I definitely can't miss my Hugh Jackman's Xmen Wolverine next week! haih why am I like that.
I'm so sleepy now my mind is totally blank now, gosh it's only 10pm!!!! I hit the bed at 2 last night, and woke up at 1pm, although I've promised to go for dimsum at 12, and even turned down a movie invitation "17 again" which came at 12.30. I reckon sleeping too much can eventually lead to fatigue too le sigh.
*the author decided to continue blogging another day and go to bed again at 11 but suddenly some friend came to her house and they talked and joked until 1am =.=
/update
Photos below were taken after the movie "Kungfu Chef". This is the first time ever I watched a chinese movie in oz but I must say, it'll be the last time too. Kungfu Chef sucks big time okay!
I'm a big fan of shopaholic but I didn't get to watch this in cinema! but someone's gonna download it soon *evil grin*
The storyline doesn't make any sense (typical hk movie style), very lame ending (#2 typical hk movie style), ultra meaningless dialogue (#3 typical hk movie style) and very bad acting skill (#4 typical hk movie style) well u got what I mean. Sometimes I think hk movies are made for the sake of making a movie hmm.
Is this the guy from "I now pronounce u Chuck and Larry"?
It feels like I was actually paying to get myself into a boring lecture hall - can't wait to get out of there! seriously, this review may come a tad late, but trust me, don't bother watching or downloading or buying the pirated vcd/dvd ok.
I love Ice Age! esp the little creature Kiew was hugging! always chase after his nuts (I mean the creature not Kiew hahaha) omg this sounds so wrong.
the ultimate lameness of the movie is in the end when Sammo Hong gave a bowl of cabbage soup to his long-lost brother and his brother drank it with the eyes closed as if he's drinking the most delicious soup on earth.. and he opened his eyes slowly.. and he said..
"MMMmMMMmmm.. this soup.. has the taste of... cabbage"
WHAT THE HECK?! came out of my mouth before I could even stop them. And everyone looked at me, thinking that I'm this China lady who came to the cinema for the first time in my life or something. Hallowwwww cabbage soup sure has cabbage taste right? omg nobody else can be lamer than the script writer.
I was just pretending okay. Zac Efron is for kids *roll eyes* lol
Fast and Furious is.. well, not bad. Vin Diesel is getting muscular! *blushh* I think his arms are even bigger than my thighs hahaha, but it's true!! And the way the bad guy died in the end is hilarious! I practically LOL when the car hit him hahahahaha I'm so mean.
Can u actually believe that Pink Panther 2 was just on screen here last month? so much of being the land down under.
Duplicity is definitely not my type of movie as I almost dozed off in the cinema. Went there just to try out the La Premiere Luxury seat, which to me, is not luxurious and grand at all. We got unlimited supply of coke and pop corn though. But the movie almost bored me to death I think I only paid attention to my salty pop corn (which is another weird thing about oz, they don't have sweet pop corn!) haha.
Well I know this blog is almost dead due to lack of responsibility and commitment of the 2 bloggers, and NOW I shall conpensate the irresponsible hiatus/apologise sincerely by posting up this photo!
There have been a few fugly primary and secondary school photos of us uploaded in fb by others, but I think no photos can beat this hahahahahahaha *proud*
This photo can clearly explain why I constantly refer Miss Sarah as fatty although she has the body of a model *puke*
The original photo will be up in my next post! This is a promise please trust me *big wet eyes* Prepare for a big laugh la ppl.
No, I'm not here to show off my temporary 3 months freedom after Sarah hehe.
Instead, I have a sad news.. I have been intoxicated by.. PLASTIC/PLASTICISER/WHATEVER RELATED TO PLASTIC.
The story starts with me and friends went to Carousel to watch whatever movies available because we bought some hoyts movie coupon eons ago which will expire this month haha how smart of us.
I chose 007 movie simply because there aren't any other nice movies available in that cinema! They don't even have Madagascar 2 hng! Sigh land down under what can I expect right.
The movie started at 2 so we starving little kids decided to have our lunch first, at the food court, starving poor little tasteless kids we are hahaha.
I ordered a bowl of tomyam mee soup from a chinese food vendor while others got themselves laksa and beef noodles and stuff. I almost starved to death by the time the food came and thank god it was delicious! I ate every single piece of meat/seafood and drank the soup until I realised there's something at the bottom of the bowl...
NOT ROACHES OF COZ OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE BURNED DOWN THE STALL THEN KILLED MYSELF JUST NOW. IT WAS A BIG ROUND PLASTIC CONTAINER LID! sinking deep down in my yummilicious tomyam soup.
Mind you, the soup was very hot when I first got it. Imagine the chemicals on the surface of the plastic lid degraded or melted due to the high temperature and diffused into the soup and happily drunk by me. And then rapidly digested and absorbed into my blood circulation and towards my brain and makes me even more stupid hmm.
I didn't realise its existence as the bowl is big and deep and I was damn hungry I just kept eating without stirling it at all. Ahhh my body is weak enough already why you still do this to me? T___T
I brought the bowl back to the stall and showed to the gal. Haha her expression is priceless, she immediately took back the bowl and offered some other food to compensate my 'health loss'. She wanted to get me some vege popiahs which do not look appealing at all so I chose vanila coke instead. But that will not, ever, able to reverse the damage done on my body. I know it's hard to visualise the hidden plastic lid in tomyam soup but too bad I FORGOT TO TAKE PHOTO OF IT!
I shall not reveal the stall name so that any perthite reading this will have to worry and choose carefully if s/he wants to have meal there muahahahaha *evil smile* Actually it was my friend who asked me not to do so as the gal-in-charge had apologized and gave me some compensation.
Anyway Quantum of Solace is just.. plain, it's not really bad but it's definitely not the best James Bond movie. I almost fall asleep in the cinema, the only thing I find interesting is how Daniel Craig sorta hinted another female agent, who was supposed to escort him back to London, to make out with him.
They just went into a hotel suite, then our Mr.Bond said, "I can't seem to find my stationary" (or something like that), took off his suit and then the lady smiled paiseh-ly and suddenly the scene changed to they two naked on the bed. What the.. that was really incredibly random! hahaha
I know most of you must have watched it already but still I wanna jote down this coz this is too classic man!! hahaha
Ohh Sarah just texted me, out of a sudden, so no french kisses offered anymore lol. bleh.
Good night people! Finally I can have some good night deep sleep ahhhh =))
I've been tagged by 3 chio bu-s in 2 weeks time T__T
but I shall be patient and answer all the tags yay!! Applause plz!
this tag is from fen, who always call me when she's taking tram and boredom gets the better of her haha.
TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now. [don't name the person.]
1. wish you were here =) 2. we could have been more than this, if you show more sincerity, but i know you never will 3. you are so immature!! despite the fact that you are much older than me. 4. don't be so uncle LOL 5. sometimes i still wonder who am i to you. 6. hahahaha you are darn funny! 7. appreciate your lab partner, gal!!! =D 8. i'm sorry for lying, i didn't mean it at all. 9. stop copy-and-pasting whatever from this blog into yours and pretend that you wrote it, sucker! 10. oh shit! i haven't written the email!!!
NINE things about yourself:
1. i'm complex 2. choc and potato chips do not interest me, at all 3. i slack too much sometimes i find it scary 4. i lurveeee sushi! esp sashimi!!!! 5. i don't like bread, ewww.. eating flour 6. CHRISTOPHER CHACE CRAWFORD is MINE!!!!!!!! 7. i lurve my lamb lamb =)) 8. i'm looking forward to summer break!!! =D 9. i look very different in spec, i think?
EIGHT ways to win your heart
1. sincerity =) 2. stuff me with loads of good food! 3. give me a hug whenever i need one, although most of the time i won't ask for one 4. promise to be here for me always and keep them 5. okay, doing tag is tiring. 6. bombard me with lame cold jokes 24/7 7. smile and make me smile =)) 8. do not lie, please.
SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot
1. y can't i wake up earlier!!!! 2. how's msian politic now? 3. if that never happens, what will we be now? 4. 稻香 lyrics 5. i wanna go homeeeeee 6. lamb lamb, y are you so adorable? 7. ah i suck.
SIX things you wished you never did
1. slack during exams 2. choose the life i'm having now. 3. spoil my eyes just to get myself glasses haha 4. didn't say no 5. sign that piece of paper 6. naively trust you.
FIVE turn-offs.
1. self centered inconsiderate nerds! 2. 重色轻友 3. random guys who are not gentleman and speak weird english 4. talk too much, elaborate things that we've already known as if we are retarded 5. people who don't say thank you and sorry.
FOUR turn-ons
1. friendly 2. helpful 3. funny (sorry fen i didn't mean to copy your ans! =p) 4. understanding
THREE words to sum up your life
1. boring 2. relax 3. good
TWO things I won't die til I do
1. able to earn money for the family! 2. travel around the world!!!
ONE last confession
Mr. Dyan you shouldn't have broken my cat eyes!!!!! look at me now T__T
Last but not least (chehhhhhhhhhhh)
people always say 女大十八变， which means.. umm..gals do change a lot as they grow up.
BUT CHECK THIS OUT!
i don't really remember when was this, but whenever people see this, their first reaction will be "OMG 1+ YOU DIDN'T CHANGE A BIT AT ALL!" =.="
reckon this is not new to blogders who's staying in malaysia and not ignorant at the same time.
as i seldom read malaysian news because i don wanna waste my precious internet quota am kinda bz so i read this piece of shit one week later than the others.
Thursday, 22 May 2008
White blouse too transparent and encourages rape, says National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia
A students association has condemned the uniform worn by girls at government schools, saying it encouraged rape and premarital sex.
“The white blouse is too transparent for girls and it becomes a source of attraction,” National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia vice-president Munirah Bahari said in a statement yesterday.
“It becomes a distraction to men, who are drawn to it, whether or not they like looking at it,” she said, calling for a review of uniform policy so that it did not violate Islamic ideals.
Female students at government schools have a choice of wearing a white blouse with a knee-length skirt or pinafore.
They may also wear a ‘baju kurung’ which is a traditional long top and skirt, and a headscarf is optional for Malay students.
Munirah said that ‘covering up’ according to Islamic precepts was important to fend off social ills including “rape, sexual harassment and even premarital sex which involve schoolgirls in their teens”.
“All this leads to babies born out of wedlock and to an extent, even prostitution,” she said.
“Decent clothes which are not revealing can prevent and protect women from any untoward situations,” she said, suggesting that girls wear a blouse of a different colour or with an undergarment.
However, the girls themselves also came in for criticism, with the association saying some used the white blouse to lure men.
“This is the source of the problem, where we can see that schoolgirls themselves are capable of using this to attract men to them,” Munirah said.
“This could see them getting molested, having premarital sex and all sorts of things.” — AFP
hmm seems like once in a while there'll be some idiots appear on press and come out with some really ridiculous crap to prove that malaysia "boleh".
last time they claimed that the elegant malaysia airline air stewardess uniform to be too sexy and revealing.
and now school uniform. then what? nurse uniform maybe?
white, which is supposed to symbolise pureness and cleanliness, is now becoming a colour to "lure men". wtf is wrong with this world? oh wait, issit just malaysia? or the whatever student association?
tell me guys, do u get horny looking at this? =.=
Our miss Munirah is too pathetic to be a female lah. Her marvelous opinion shows nothing but how narrow minded she is, oh and she's quitehumble too. well u see it's NOT solely rapist's fault u know for raping gals around, it's we gals' bad for wearing white school uniform! we should be ashamed of ourselves okay!
cant she see that the problem comes from the guy? the education system? but not we freaking gals omg.
wei ah meng (i assume all chinese guys that i dunno is ah meng) don touch here don there okay! we malaysian do NOT allow such intimate body contact i tell u!
it's like blaming all the drug abuse cases on pharmacists la.
i somehow found pathetic munirah's blog and the latest post she has is to clarify what she said. and guess what her explanation is getting more and more ridiculous i almost chocked myself with my own saliva.
one of the paragraph in the post says,
Asas yang ketiga ialah, ramai guru turut mengeluh sebenarnya kerana pemakaian pelajar perempuan yang terlalu jarang menyebabkan tumpuan guru terganggu. Ini akan menyebabkan keadaan yang tidak selesa kepada guru-guru tersebut.
which means (bear with my translation okay my english sux what to do)
There are a lot of teachers who admit that they find the female students' indecent clothing very distracting. it can also make them feel uncomfortable. omg so psycho la all these teachers, i mean how distracting and indecent school uniform can be? oh please tell me which school she got the survey from, i swear i'll not freaking send my kids there, even if they have lengcai teachers or they can 202% guarantee that my kids will get 923892347 A1 for upsr/pmr/spm/stpm/pms p2p myfm whatevershitla, there'll be a big NO, never and ever!!
and her "a lot of" is so vague and not reliable can, it's like maybe she got those opinions from teachers in her own pure black (since she doesnt like white, well..) dream one fine night.
surprisingly there ARE actual homo sapiens supporting her say. in the comments part. but i reckon it maybe her family or friends who use multiple usernames to help her haha i'm so mean can!
can u imagine ur secondary school graduation photo to be like this?
haha the guy is even squatting down to take the photo for the best angle! uncle it wont make difference la wei, the only thing that can differentiate them is their heights haha.
so think, after my sis graduates (she's still in form 3 now), and takes photo with her school mates, when she shows me i'll be like "eh which one is u ar?", she'll point to one of the black figures and say "neh the one on the left ar u cant recognise ur own sis?", then i'll say "r u sure that's u? u're not supposed to look that tall"(bcoz my sis is quite short haha). then she'll get pekchek and she'll use different colour of markers to label each of the person in the photo haha.
ohh! and maybe next time the price for printing photos increases coz the shop has to use a lot of black ink to print ma, so have to charge more lor bo pian.
if my sis was to wear this, haha, the only benefit that she'll get is she'll become super duper ulttra fair can! wa that time if she gets fairer than me she sure slaps me on the face and says "nah! serve u right, always say that i'm ohh bak ke (black chicken, [she's born in the chinese lunar year of chicken ma]) la!"
but then she'll be hospitalised lotsa times la i guess coz she'll constantly experience heatstroke hahahaha. y la i keep taking my own sis as the what-if example for this ridiculous case.
aiya whatever lah. we shall not let ourselves get angry over craps by pathetic lil gal who comes out from Gua Niah and saw our school uniform and screamed "omg u all are wearing transparent white uniform?! THAT'S SO SINFUL, we cavians only wear black that's y there's no rapist in our cave, not a single one" *proud* right?
MY *insertwhatevervulgarwords* LAPTOP (refused to use "lappie" coz that sounds tooooo cute for it now)IS SO PISSING ME OFF NOW!!!!!
I have an assignment due tmr morning and my laptop decided to have fun with me now. It's like it lags right after I type 2 words YES FREAKING 2 WORDS and I'll have to stare at the screen, cursing the laptop inventor or whatever makes it laggy (but definitely not myself) and oh it's working again and continue typing another 2 or 3 words and the cycle goes on.
oh my what I've done to deserve all these right now?! okay I know it's solely my bad but laptop u see u can go spoil after this, during study week or when I go to nz, but NOT NOW o-m-g.
I swear I'll get a new laptop the moment I reach Malaysia end of this year and throw this into some laptop blender and crush and blend it into powder (I don't think it'll become liquid coz afterall it's metal unless I use heat haha see I'm so nerd wth) and throw them into the sea near batu buruk! ish so pekchek can! no I'll save a fingertip of powder to show my new laptop the consequences of disobeying 1+ the evil muahahaha.
okay evil thought can bring me nowhere. I shall now start blogging about some embarassing stuff that I did today, as usual haih.
as a dedicated blogger like me, I tend to take photo whenever I find something nice/funny/cool/interesting. And that includes my grocery shopping session haha.
so this not-very-fine morning I went to become a fortnightly aunty for grocery shopping again. I woke up like 0925 for 0940 bus okay! don really know what's wrong with me nowadays I just cant get my arse out of my bed on time ish.
after all the nonsense, when I walked out of oriental store, I saw a car with a very special number plate. Being the jakun me haih, I quickly snapped a photo of the plate. While I was trying to find the best angle of the plate, a chinese guy with a gal walked near me.
At first I thought they just walked pass the car as the road is quite narrow, so I walked aside and continue minding my own business.
BUT THEN the guy, quite serious looking one, with a big box of drinks in his hands, stopped in front of me and stared at me.
I looked at him with so many qns marks on my head. The gal behind him, supposedly his gf, started giggling. The guy was still as serious and fierce. He stared at me, then looked at the car, and then looked at me again.
it was after a few microseconds later that I realised that that IS HIS FREAKING CAR!!!!!
omg and I dunno y I suddenly felt so nervous and embarrassed and I started to speak mandarin OMG. I was like "你的车啊？sorry sorry" and I ran away. Actually I didn't really run away coz coincidentally the bus came ma swt.
THAT WAS JUST SO MEMPAISEHKAN LAHHHHHH CAN SOMEBODY DIG A HOLE FOR ME COZ MY HAND WILL BE USED TO COVER MY FACE 24/7 UNTIL THE HOLE IS READY.
I totally don understand y I speak mandarin to him although he's a chinese too. But actually i'm not to be blamed too coz u should look at how fierce the guy is omg! He stared at me with his big round eyes like he's gonna swallow me into his big stomach or sth (yea he's quite fat). I should have acted hypocrite and said sth like "oh I found ur car nice/whatever shit that I can think of so do u mind I take photo to share with my friend?" haha. Okay I don think that will make him smile.
I sincerely hope that I'll NEVER bump into this guy and his gf anymore in my life, actually now I don even remember how he looks like already haha.
bcoz of u ive lost my dignity u know!ps: notice the white shoes on the left side of Honda logo, that's the gf. the leg with black leggings on the right is mine =.=
end of story. laugh la I'm used to it already =.=
anyway I've watched a sg movie recently, not the latest one though.
A Long Pte Ltd. A movie about a sissy guy gets an ah long as wife. It is funny but the ending is like huh-finish-already-ar?-kind-of-disappointing.
then me and my house mates learn a new word "几 *insertwhateveradjectives* 一下". 几pretty一下, 几funny一下, 几surprised一下 etc etc.
the number plate incident is 几embarrassing一百下 =.=
ahh I shall off to letting my laptop to continue pissing me off. patience is a virtue u know.
it's like omg-so-freaking-hell-shit-embarrassing-that-i-wish-i'm-never-1+ kind of embarrassment.
well it happened that this morning i changed my mind to join the gals to go to the city AFTER they had left like one hour? so of coz then i had to take bus to the city by myself.
being such an ignorant me, i almost got lost in finding my way to harbour town. harbour town is never my fav anyway so i guess that's the main reason i don usually care how to get there by myself?
so i called yi tyeng. then only i realised that i went to the wrong way AGAIN so i had to crossed the road back to where i started.
so there was me, talking to her, while looking at the cars. and yes then when there's no car i just walked like nobody's business
YES I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT I HAVE TO LOOK AT THE LIGHT OR WHATSOEVER BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD!
AND GUESS WHAT THERE WERE TWO FREAKING POLICE STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME AND I'M SO SMART THAT I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THEM DESPITE THEIR SUPER HUMONGOUS BODY SIZE AND BRIGHT BLUE UNIFORM.
as i walked, i heard somebody said "hey u!" vaguely, and i would never ever thought it was a hey from the cops, and yes i was still on the phone so i just kept on walking.
just when i reached the other side of the road, they immediately came and stood in front of me. they were so huge that i went speechless although yt was trying so hard to tell me the direction.
then i ended the call and this is when everything started. (i don't remember vividly how the conv exactly went but these are sufficient enough for the drama just now)
cops: whatcha think u're doing? yea i said "cops" which means there were 2 of them, one guy one gal, look super strong and a bit obese. me (VERY FREAKING SURPRISED): huh? what did i do? cops: u didn't look at the light when u crossed the road, did u? me: oh sorry! i din mean to do that i was talking on the phone cops: u even saw us and heard us calling u, but u just don care right? me (this IS totally seriously an accuse lor!): NO i din see u there! and i din know u were trying to stop me just now. i'm so sooooooory cops: guess u'll have to pay 50bucks me (?!&*#!@$%): 50?! but i said i'm sorry *innocent eyes are out!* cops: yea that's what the rules say.. me: sorry i know that i shouldn't cross the road just now, really! cops: well if u don pay everyone thinks that they can break the rules like how u did me (pekchek and give up, thinking that whatever lah i just got my allowance anyway): but.. well okay *putting my hand into my bag, searching for my purse* but i guess i don have 50 with me now. cops: i hope that u understand that there's no second chance for u *walk away* (note: my purse is already in my hand!) me (surprised AGAIN): *went spellbound for a few secs then only realised that my innocence look/9283734times of sorry in 5mins helps* thanks!!!!! cops (turned around and smiled, i mean mild-trying-to-act-cool smile)
aussie cops are strict but kind, phewww~~
luckily the policewoman is not having pms and the guy doesnt fight with his wife hahahaha. and LUCKILY there wasn't much ppl around, esp lengcais! if not i'll just dig a hole and bury my head inside and stay there until 3498346years later when everyone forgets who's 1+. or i'll just go for a plastic surgery lah.
Had such a tiring weekend, neva thought that I'm still sleep deprived after all those horrible tests. but new stuff, good food and great company make me happy =p
anyway I'm here to share some weird stuff that I discovered lately.
there was this friday night I went to lw's room to watch a random sg drama series, and in that series there was this lao ah ma aka old lady claimed that a lao ah pek aka old uncle sexually harassed her swt. [note: the lao ah ma is seriously annoying! and no this is not a porn omg].
then another aunty said "I don't think he'll touch u lor, u think u're Amy Yip meh?" so all of us were like "WHO THE HELL IS AMY YIP?!" hmm..
so out of curiosity and boredom, i went googling it. and I found this total piece of crap. (click on the blue link if u're as curious as me) [note: for those who self claim that s/he has a mind purer than purified water fbc, please read at your own risk.]
I laughed and omg-ed non stop as I read thru it. Who on earth can come out with such a.. brainless and seriously-mentally-challenge script??!!! and yes hong kong had successfully and proudly produced one. I always think that hk movie is so bad, esp cny one that I would rather watch simpsons over and over again, but this is totally.. bad, I mean the worst.
and then, maybe most of u might also wonder, I was like, "wth is lawrence ng?" (this movie is starring by lawrence ng ma plz be more observant!) so I googled again. and guess what I found again?
it's zomfg 吴启华 from TVB healing hands!!!!!!
taken from star.mop.com wa I'm such a good researcher still remember referencing thingy lol =p
I reckon everyone watched at least any episode of healing hands right like astro, tv3, ntv7 and tv2 played it 83647364 times over the year.
I totally cannot accept *bang my head on the wall* my housemate's first reaction was "omg he looks so uncle how on earth he acted in such a disgusting movie!"
there's no pitcha from the movie though, sigh so disappointing. haha okay am just kidding, I definitely don wanna see 吴启华 doing that kind of thing I'll vomit and hate all the docs Yes Sarah plz beware of ur coursemate wth.
okay we shall change topic! this blog is innocent and pure remember?
I saw this in 2bucks shop in city.
we gals are not cow okay! even if we are, we're soft and innocent cows.
it was hell funny when I showed my friend this, he was like "hmm pms.." with such a shy look, so funny and cute can! =p
and this
true true, esp malaysian public toilets. ewwwwww =p basically i mms-ed this to almost all the guys I know on 3 in aus hehe.
thought he may not see that as a big matter so I..
1+:
!!!
**silence**
he's asleep. oh well, so za dao.
FAILED.
2nd attempt, Mr.Twhs aka Gary 曹格
1+ :
wei i got the result for blood test d
teoweehuisiang. :
whats the result ?!
1+:
1+:
the doc said i'm lack of white blood cells
teoweehuisiang.:
haih ?
teoweehuisiang.:
that one only ah ?
1+:
ya.. and it's pretty serious
1+:
coz u know wbc is also known as lympocytes, helps in immune system
yes I said lymphocytes, such a smart ass I am right!
1+:
i mean leukocytes, sorry
1+:
she asked me to have a whole body medical check up asap
teoweehuisiang.:
err ok
teoweehuisiang.:
even if its not april fool today, i dont think you will be able to fool me too la miss teoooo ..... BLOOD TEST WHERE GOT SO FAST COME OUT THE RESULT ONE
1+:
hhaha babi
1+:
okla i lost so how!~
FAILED. hmm.
Never give up. 3rd attempt, Miss Sying.
1+:
sying ar..
Ying:
yes?
1+:
u know just now i argued with sarah and i said i don wanna talk to her forever and ever d
Ying:
u...
Ying:
u...
Ying:
shuld appologize fast fast
Ying:
phone her...
1+:
i donwan lar pekchek
Ying:
forever n ever...it hurts some how
1+:
u know what did she say?
1+:
she said i deserved to be treated like this by *beep*
Ying:
huh....y lead to this problem de?
1+:
nvm la..
1+:
it's april fool anyway
she was kinda pissed. but hey I won! but me and Miss Sarah did really quarrel the next day =.= but we're totally fine now =)
4th attempt. Miss Luckystar.
1+:
jiahuei, mr.u said ur room is smelly,
~luckystar~ jia:
whatt
1+:
dunno, he said got cockroach smell
~luckystar~ jia:
no way man
~luckystar~ jia:
pls
~luckystar~ jia:
where got cockroach
~luckystar~ jia:
dont tell me this is another april fool trick
1+:
then i told him, ya last time got cockroach
1+:
then he said no wonder
~luckystar~ jia:
whatever laaa
~luckystar~ jia:
so long time ago where got smell until now wan
~luckystar~ jia:
pls i have the room perfume ok!
~luckystar~ jia:
i'm not trusting u
~luckystar~ jia:
must be a prank again
1+:
1+:
okla forgive u
~luckystar~ jia:
forgive meee
~luckystar~ jia:
what did i dooo
~luckystar~ jia:
haha
1+:
dunno
~luckystar~ jia:
siennnn
~luckystar~ jia:
this budak
~luckystar~ jia:
so free to tipu ppl..
~luckystar~ jia:
learn from lyf adi izit
1+:
he din say lar, i just think that i have to prank someone b4 today ends
~luckystar~ jia:
haha
~luckystar~ jia:
I KNEW IT!!
~luckystar~ jia:
pls my room smell so nice cannn
her room doesn't smell nice anyway, blah.
5th attempt. Mr.J
1+: no wonder didn't c u online, rupa-rupanya kat Vickery House J: No ah. In canning vale oh. 1+: but I saw ur car here! J: Wrong la, not my car. You go and see got my dog or not leh. 1+: So cold outside, I donwan. Yf said she saw u wor [BIG lie BIG lie!] J: NO laaaaaaaaa. I'm here since lecture ended!!
Half succeeded? ahh nvm. not fun.
anyway today is such a good day ey, feels good to able to completing a task all by myself, earlier than expected, and able to mix well with all the people around me. Love it when others have broad smile on them when they c me =)
I'm feeling much better now. Although it may take time, as in really loooooooooooooooong time to recover, but hey I have plenty of time okay! Thanks to everyone who's by my side all these while, esp Miss Sarah of coz! =)
I was planning to write some crap last night until I went to consult doc at 4. Hey seeing a doc for hair loss problem is normal okay, I don't wanna wait until I'm completely bald only start worrying. No, u won't understand if u never experience it, so if u don't, just fcuk off and shut up.
hair for one night. surprised?
So yea I made appointment with uni doc at 4 yesterday. At first I thought it would be hell awkward to start the hair-loss-conversation, but hey the doc is super pro and nice!
She observed my scalp like how an orang utan does =.= mess up my hair. the first thing that she said was "Hmm yea ur hair is quite thin here" touching my scalp* this indicates that I'm totally so NOT paranoid okay!
She then asked lotsa qns. and came to a conclusion that it's either because of iron deficiency, or excessive male hormone in me (wtf I'm a 200% lady okay!), or inheritance of my mom's diabetes which can also cause hair loss. So pro can!
soooo she needs to do a blood test on me to find out the main factor
BLOOD TESTTTTTTT (T.T)
omg I super cannot take blood test if u know me well, any injection will make me go weak for the whole day. I never see it coming at all, I was super not mentally prepared omg!
I went spell bound immediately, but she kinda ignored me and continue talking while typing the info into her pc.
She then asked me whether I wanna lie down for blood test. I was like "will lying down make it less painful?", she smiled and said it's not pain at all trust her, but I seriously doubted her so I said then I'll just sit.
And I even had to wait for my turn for blood test. I sat there for like 30mins, looking at the ceiling, cursing whoever invented blood test for diagnosis purpose, there are even magazines on a table beside me, but I could see naked photos on the cover, so in order not to make other patients around me think that I'm sick because of I'm too hamsap, so
I just took photo of random stuff around me
sien-ted.
waiting for my turn to do something that really freak me out, is torturing, indeed.
when finally it's my freaking turn, my heart beat faster than when I see lengcai. Sigh. and of coz, as usual, I said and did stupid thing when I'm nervous.
Seeing the nurse took out 3tubes, I almost scream "omg why on earth u need 3 TUBES??" I think the nurse was quite bz too, after tying my arm with a belt tightly, she asked whether if I'm ready, and before I could react,
the next thing I know the syringe is halfway into my blood vessel.
she tried to distract me by asking some typical-qns-that-a-nurse-will-ask-the-patient-while-doing-injection, like where's my hometown, she even asked me whether malaysia is a country or a city =.=|| but I completely ignored her. my main concern is whether i can take photo ornot.
and this stupid e65 which has un-silent-able shutter sound, made everyone in the room to know that instead of screaming, I was bz taking photo of my own armwhile having my precious blood withdrawn. Hmm.
and the pain was excruciating, at least for me.
and of coz I went completely fatigue after that. I didn't even bother to wear my jacket again even though it was so cold out there. quite mou la lang but I was seriously exhausted lor okay!
completely weak hand and drinho sugarcane juice I got from jpa meeting.
result will be out next week. ohh please don't tell me I have excessive male hormone, I can donate to teoone it's okay!!
yours truly
just a photo randomly taken yesterday, how many umbrellas u can spot in it? whoever makes the right guess, can get a wet kiss from Miss Sarah
speaking of umbrella, I finally get myself to lurve the song 'Umbrella', by Vanilla Sky.
They are so cute can, yes I super don't like Rihanna I don't even know y.
oh well, exams and assignments coming up. ciao.
Ohya did I ever tell u that Miss Sarah is attached? hmm, altho I'm not the first to know, I still wish her all da best.
ohya do u know today's 1st of april? haha HAPPEE APRIL FOOL everyone =p
Again, I've survived another freaky friday! I feel so proud so now, hehe. [note: survive is defined as never fall asleep, NOT pay full attention.]
The best thing to do when u have to attend lectures for 5 consecutive hours?
Do stuff that will u keep awake, and so firstly we shall eliminate listening to lectures.
1. Take photo of ur lecturer who has a super big and attractive assgluteus maximus, and mms to the rest in lecture hall, just in case they never notice this wonderful discovery. Good thing is meant to be shared u know! Bak kata pepatah Sharing is caring.
See! I'm not exaggerating! Cannot blame me for not paying attention! and Yes it's a guy, hehe.
2. In order to polish ur own mother tongue, which u probably seldom use it in aus (in my case is chinese), write down all the chinese surnames that u can remember! There are more than hundreds surnames right? Take ur time! It's like 5 freaking hours!
Satisfying outcome: 69 different Chinese surnames! Do I miss out anyone? =p
Yes boredom can really drive people crazy.
3. If u are stuck, ask friends next to u. They are willing to help u, for sure. Special credit to Miss Kok the luckystar (haha sound like coco plus honey star) from Ipoh, and Mr. U the Kin Fong from Macau.
So u don't have to worry coz u're not the one who've gone crazy.
4. If u still feel sleepy, don panic! Stand up, leave the hall and run to cafe to get red bull the energy drink! It really helps ey!
But since it speed up my metabolism just to keep me awake, I felt so hungry that I ran home to cook myself yee mee right after lecture.
5. Started planning ur weekend. Shopping spreeeeeeeee!
And then u shall come back from lectures alive! and enjoy the weekend to the max!
Anyway this is a little ridiculous yet funny stuff that happened last week.
Order pizza last week from Dominos, via phone call. The guy has terrible hell aussie accent that I could hardly understand him. He asked for my name, so I bet I'm 101% sure he'll not freaking understand my "yijia" so I said TEO instead.
Then he was like, "What, I cannot hear u." So I spoke slower as "Tee-ohh, T-E-O, teo".
and guess what?
Look at this receipt! so this is how angmoh interpret "Teo", omg so za dao can!
And he was so blur lor, I ordered 3 pizzas, and the delivery guy only sent 2 to my house, but then the delivery guy is so darn hell handsome so when he said he can deliver again the 3rd pizza, I forgive him like immediately. Oh I even forgot to get angry. [note: the operator guy and the delivery guy is not the same person!]
Ohya before I forgot, in case u are really that blur, our blog add is indulge-every-yearning, NOT indulge-very-earning, NOR indulge-every-earning okay! We yearn for something and we indulge in it, so that's the aura of indulge. Hmm I suppose this is how I interpret it.
3/4/2008
11:56:35 PM
1+
+(F)emo-ist(F)+
it's all sarah's fault
3/4/2008
11:56:50 PM
1+
+(F)emo-ist(F)+
she came out with such speciaaaaaaaal web add
3/4/2008
11:57:44 PM
+(F)emo-ist(F)+
1+
if indulge every earning ho, like must spend all the money.. special oso
3/4/2008
11:58:15 PM
+(F)emo-ist(F)+
1+
indulge very earning ho, like sit there goyang kaki indulge oso can earn money. oso special
3/4/2008
11:58:25 PM
+(F)emo-ist(F)+
1+
so cool rite, got different meanings!
but then Hsiu Li is right too, our blog is cool okay! muahaha.
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nvm la..
pls i have the room perfume ok!
dunno
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