it was sooooo embarrassing.
it's like
omg-so-freaking-hell-shit-embarrassing-that-i-wish-i'm-never-1+ kind of embarrassment.
well it happened that this morning i changed my mind to join the gals to go to the city AFTER they had left like one hour? so of coz then i had to take bus to the city by myself.
being such an
ignorant me, i almost got lost in finding my way to harbour town. harbour town is never my fav anyway so i guess that's the main reason i don usually care how to get there by myself?
so i called
yi tyeng. then only i realised that i went to the wrong way
AGAIN so i had to crossed the road back to where i started.
so there was me, talking to her, while looking at the cars. and yes then when there's no car i just walked like nobody's business
YES I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT I HAVE TO LOOK AT THE LIGHT OR WHATSOEVER BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD!AND GUESS WHAT THERE WERE TWO FREAKING POLICE STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME AND I'M SO SMART THAT I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THEM DESPITE THEIR SUPER HUMONGOUS BODY SIZE AND BRIGHT BLUE UNIFORM.as i walked, i heard somebody said "hey u!" vaguely, and i would never
ever thought it was a hey from the cops, and yes i was still on the phone so i just kept on walking.
just when i reached the other side of the road, they immediately came and stood in front of me. they were so huge that i went speechless although yt was trying so hard to tell me the direction.
then i ended the call and this is when everything started.
(i don't remember vividly how the conv exactly went but these are sufficient enough for the drama just now)
cops: whatcha think u're doing?yea i said "
cops" which means there were 2 of them, one guy one gal, look super strong and a bit obese.
me (VERY FREAKING SURPRISED): huh? what did i do?cops: u didn't look at the light when u crossed the road, did u?me: oh sorry! i din mean to do that i was talking on the phonecops: u even saw us and heard us calling u, but u just don care right?me (this IS totally seriously an accuse lor!): NO i din see u there! and i din know u were trying to stop me just now. i'm so sooooooorycops: guess u'll have to pay 50bucksme (?!&*#!@$%): 50?! but i said i'm sorry *innocent eyes are out!*cops: yea that's what the rules say..me: sorry i know that i shouldn't cross the road just now, really!cops: well if u don pay everyone thinks that they can break the rules like how u didme (pekchek and give up, thinking that whatever lah i just got my allowance anyway): but.. well okay *putting my hand into my bag, searching for my purse* but i guess i don have 50 with me now.cops: i hope that u understand that there's no second chance for u *walk away* (note: my purse is already in my hand!)me (surprised AGAIN): *went spellbound for a few secs then only realised that my innocence look/9283734times of sorry in 5mins helps* thanks!!!!! cops (turned around and smiled, i mean mild-trying-to-act-cool smile)aussie cops are strict but kind, phewww~~
luckily the policewoman is not having pms and the guy doesnt fight with his wife hahahaha.
and LUCKILY there wasn't much ppl around, esp lengcais! if not i'll just dig a hole and bury my head inside and stay there until 3498346years later when everyone forgets who's 1+. or i'll just go for a plastic surgery
lah.
yea, laugh as much as u want.
taichi!
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