MY *insertwhatevervulgarwords* LAPTOP
(refused to use "lappie" coz that sounds tooooo cute for it now) IS SO PISSING ME OFF NOW!!!!!
I have an assignment due tmr morning and my laptop decided to have fun with me now. It's like it lags right after I type 2 words YES FREAKING 2 WORDS and I'll have to stare at the screen, cursing the laptop inventor or whatever makes it laggy
(but definitely not myself) and oh it's working again and continue typing another 2 or 3 words and the cycle goes on.
oh my what I've done to deserve all these right now?! okay I know it's solely my bad but laptop u see u can go spoil after this, during study week or when I go to nz, but NOT NOW o-m-g.
I swear I'll get a new laptop the moment I reach Malaysia end of this year and throw this into some laptop blender and crush and blend it into powder (I don't think it'll become liquid coz afterall it's metal unless I use heat haha see I'm so nerd wth) and throw them into the sea near batu buruk! ish so pekchek can! no I'll save a
fingertip of powder to show my new laptop the consequences of disobeying 1+ the evil muahahaha.
okay evil thought can bring me nowhere. I shall now start blogging about some embarassing stuff that I did today, as usual haih.
as a dedicated blogger like me, I tend to take photo whenever I find something nice/funny/cool/interesting. And that includes my grocery shopping session haha.
so this not-very-fine morning I went to become a fortnightly aunty for grocery shopping again. I woke up like 0925 for 0940 bus okay! don really know what's wrong with me nowadays I just cant get my arse out of my bed on time ish.
after all the nonsense, when I walked out of oriental store, I saw a car with a very special number plate. Being the jakun me haih, I quickly snapped a photo of the plate. While I was trying to find the best angle of the plate, a chinese guy with a gal walked near me.
At first I thought they just walked pass the car as the road is quite narrow, so I walked aside and continue minding my own business.
BUT THEN the guy, quite serious looking one, with a big box of drinks in his hands, stopped in front of me and stared at me.
I looked at him with so many qns marks on my head. The gal behind him, supposedly his gf, started giggling. The guy was still as serious and fierce. He stared at me, then looked at the car, and then looked at me again.
it was after a few microseconds later that I realised that that
IS HIS FREAKING CAR!!!!!omg and I dunno y I suddenly felt so nervous and embarrassed and I started to speak mandarin OMG. I was like
"你的车啊？sorry sorry" and I ran away. Actually I didn't
really run away coz coincidentally the bus came
ma swt.
THAT WAS JUST SO MEMPAISEHKAN LAHHHHHH CAN SOMEBODY DIG A HOLE FOR ME COZ MY HAND WILL BE USED TO COVER MY FACE 24/7 UNTIL THE HOLE IS READY.I totally don understand y I speak mandarin to him although he's a chinese too. But actually i'm not to be blamed too coz u should look at how fierce the guy is omg! He stared at me with his big round eyes like he's gonna swallow me into his big stomach or sth (yea he's quite fat). I should have acted hypocrite and said sth like "oh I found ur car nice/whatever shit that I can think of so do u mind I take photo to share with my friend?" haha. Okay I don think that will make him smile.
I sincerely hope that I'll NEVER bump into this guy and his gf anymore in my life, actually now I don even remember how he looks like already haha.
bcoz of u ive lost my dignity u know! ps: notice the white shoes on the left side of Honda logo, that's the gf. the leg with black leggings on the right is mine =.=end of story. laugh
la I'm used to it already =.=
anyway I've watched a sg movie recently, not the latest one though.
A Long Pte Ltd. A movie about a sissy guy gets an ah long as wife.
It is funny but the ending is like huh-finish-already-ar?-kind-of-disappointing.
then me and my house mates learn a new word "
几 *insertwhateveradjectives* 一下".
几pretty一下, 几funny一下, 几surprised一下 etc etc.
the number plate incident is 几embarrassing一百下 =.=
ahh I shall off to letting my laptop to continue pissing me off. patience is a virtue u know.
Labels: 1+, hilarioussie, rants
